Making toddlers laugh could seem difficult as they do not understand things yet. However, our list of jokes for toddlers can help you tickle their funny bone. You may start with making silly faces or funny noises. Then introduce science, animals, colors, and sports to them in the form of jokes. Here are some interesting jokes for your little ones to make them laugh. And, keep a camera handy to capture their innocent smiling faces.

100+ Jokes For Toddlers And Preschoolers

These jokes are sure to elicit laughter in young children. Add some funny expressions and thrilling sounds and make your narration even better.

  1. What dessert do ghosts eat after dinner? I scream!
  2. What will you call a sleeping and snoring dinosaur? Dino-Snore!
  3. Where does the cow go to have fun? Moooo-vies
  4. What would you call a train that has a cold? A-choo-choo train!
  5. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven eight nine!
  6. Why did the banana need medication? It wasn’t peeling well!
  7. Why did the librarian ban clocks in the library? Because they tick every time!
  8. Name a tree that fits your hand? A palm tree!
  9. What do you get if hot water is poured down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
  10. Why is the giraffe the only animal with a long neck? Because its feet smell
  11. What will you name a dancing cow? A milkshake!
  12. What’s the favorite letter of a sea pirate? Arrrr!
  13. What is the cloud wearing under his raincoat? Thunderwear
  14. What did the volcano say to the other volcano? “I lava you!”
  15. Why is telling jokes about pizza hilarious? They’re too cheesy.
  16. How will you treat a sick lemon? Give him some Lemon-Aid!
  17. What looks brown and sticky? A stick!
  18. Can you spot the difference between zebras and bananas? Bananas are yellow!
  19. Why did the lazy boy cross the street in a hurry? Because the cow said MOOOOOOOOOOOO
  20. What’s the name of the school that teaches ice cream making? Sundae school
  21. What is a bear with no teeth called? A gummy bear
  22. What will you name a sad strawberry? A blueberry
  23. What will you call a fly without wings? A walk
  24. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was crumbled
  25. How do the oceans say hello? They wave
  26. What did the tree say to the wind? “Leaf me alone!”
  27. What did the firefly say to the other firefly? “You glow, girl!”
  28. What will you name a donkey with three legs? A wonkey
  29. What is loud, fast, and crunchy? A rocket chip!
  30. What did the angry cop say to his tummy? “You’re under a vest!”
  31. Why did the cute teddy bear say no to dessert? Because he was stuffed
  32. What did the science book say to the math book? “Wow, you’ve got problems!”
  33. What did the Dalmatian say to his master after lunch? That hit the spot!
  34. Why did the little kid cross the playground? To move to the other slide
  35. What is the favorite subject of a witch at school? Spelling!
  36. How do you make lemon drop? Just let it fall.
  37. Who is Peppa Pig’s favorite painter? Pigcasso
  38. How do piglets express greetings to their grandparents? With hogs and kisses
  39. What types of keys are sweet? Cookies!
  40. What will we call two bananas? Slippers
  41. Why does peanut butter never disclose its secret? He’s afraid you’ll spread it.
  42. What will you do if peanut butter gets on your doorknob? Use a door jam
  43. What did the little corn say to the mama corn? Where is pop corn?
  44. What did the banana say to the puppy? Bananas don’t talk
  45. What did the duck say when it saw fireworks? A fire quacker!
  46. Which bird is always out of breath? A puffin!
  47. How does a barber travel to work? He takes shortcuts!
  48. How did the pirate buy a cheap flag?
  49. Why do fireflies light at night? They want little ants to study all night!
  50. Why did the teacher go to school with sunglasses? The students were so bright.
  51. What did one math book say to the Algebra book? We both have problems!
  52. Name the instrument that the skeleton plays? The tromp-bone
  53. What type of pants do ghosts wear? Boo-jeans
  54. What is a zombie’s favorite food? Brain food
  55. In which bank do vampires save their money? A blood bank
  56. Who keeps the ocean clean? Mermaid’s refrigerator
  57. What did the astronaut say when he accidentally crashed into the moon? “I’m Apollo-gize.”
  58. Why couldn’t orange win the race? It ran empty on juice.
  59. Which dinosaur is the best with vocabulary? The thesaurus
  60. Why do robots never feel scared? They got nerves of steel.
  61. What do you get if you add a pie and a snake? A pie-thon.
  62. Why do porcupines always win the game? They have the maximum points.
  63. Where do elephants pack and store their valuable clothes? In their trunks!
  64. Name the place where the sheep went on vacation with his kids? The Baaa-hamas
  65. What’s a deer standing in the rain called? The Rain-Deer.
  66. What did the paper say softly in the pencil’s ear? Write on!
  67. Why do birds fly? It’s faster and better than walking
  68. When do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn
  69. Why did the giraffe’s son always get bad grades? He had his head above in the clouds.
  70. How did the flower react after it shared a joke? I’m just pollen in love with jokes.
  71. Why didn’t the koala bear ever find a job? The interviewer said he was over-koala-fied.
  72. Why did the student mistakenly eat all his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake!
  73. When you search for something, why is it always discovered in the last place you search? Because you stop looking once you find it.
  74. What is brown and hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation
  75. What will you call two love birds? Tweethearts!
  76. How do scientist’s refresh their breath? With experi-mints!
  77. How can you bring the Moon to Earth? In your dreams
  78. What snacks do computers love? Computer chips!!
  79. Why couldn’t scientists ever meet aliens? Because aliens are shy
  80. Why did Jack and Jill fall from the hill? They were not wearing shoes.
  81. What did the apple say to the baby? Nothing. Apples can’t talk.
  82. How can you make an angry octopus laugh? Just tickle its ten-tickles!
  83. What are elves taught in school? The elf-abet
  84. What do you call a dog who masters magic tricks? A labracadabrador
  85. Where do pencils go for vacation? Pencil-vania
  86. Guess what gets wetter the more it dries. A towel
  87. What will you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious
  88. Name a pony’s favorite juice? Lemon-neigh’d
  89. Where do fish save their money? River-Bank!
  90. What will you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator!
  91. Why did the computer feel cold? The user left the windows open!
  92. What nickname will you give to a monkey at the North Pole? Lost-Monkey
  93. What excuse did the egg give when it was late for breakfast? I was being scrambled!
  94. What would you say to a Bear with no ear? “B”
  95. What’s a dog’s favorite toy? Funny bone!
  96. What’s the favorite rock of the cow? Mooo-n rock
  97. Name the scariest plant? Bam-booo!
  98. Guess the game where you crush candies to level up? Candy crush
  99. Why are elevator jokes considered the best? Because they make you laugh at many levels
  100. What happens when you eat Spinach daily? You become a Popeye
  101. What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!